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"How many hits to the head does it take before a duck gets up and walks?"
"A lizard just ate my wedding cake!"
"My hands smell like cats and rope."
-Jacob Hoggard
"I've been packing down yougurt like theres no tomorrow!"
-Jacob Hoggard
"When you see a mouse talk to it nicely and wait until after to scream wildly."
"Heck Yes!"
"It has real bits of panther in it so you know it works."
-Anchorman
"I have bitsa the Mona Liza in my hair!"
"The Rolling Stones are a gift to society...wink,wink-nudge,nudge"
The Best Pick-Up Line Ever: "So area you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?"
I love lamp!
What the!..Oh my..Holy crap!Gee whiz...
" I think your brusin' my neck meat!"
-Kip Dynamite
"Hey ron, I'm riding a furry tractor!"
-Brick Tamland
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"
-Ron Burgundy
"Jazz flute is for little fairy boys!"
-Veronica Corningstone
"The human torch was denied a bank loan."
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly!"
-Ron Burgundy
"I ate a big, red candle."
-Brick Tamland
"I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said...my tummy itches."
-Brick Tamland
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
-Ron Burgundy
When in Rome...
"The toes area shall be vast!!!"
Do you know who I am?!?!
"Rockin' to the beat of the bottle...Oh my gosh! That sounds like beer!!!" -Jackie
"I think you might just die of alcohol...poisoning?"
"You're soooo drunk. No really...i think you are."
"Boo, you whore!"
"Jackie, you're an idiot...no you really are!"
"What the hell did I just do...are you serious!?!"
"Oh, God!"
"I like that, but i'm not heroin addict..." -Jackie
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